“I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I— I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference.”
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keep calm and leave

sizvideos:

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Daenerys Targaryen + favorite hairstyles {part1/2}

meladoodle:

my dad walked in on me taking this photo of my leg

pinkmanjesse:

MAMA MIA THAT’S A SPICY MEATBALL


girl:  babe come over
boy:  I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl:  my parents aren't home
boy:  I know

churchsext:

who is she?

all-hail-bill-nye:

totally-stab-caesar:

jennytrout:

jennytrout:

magdalenarivera:

#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

I can’t stop. There are too many:

#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey

Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

dying

ITS BACK AND IT GOT BETTER

danadelions:

I dreamed I was an undercover death eater spying on Voldemort and for some reason Voldemort needed a disguise as a dementor, so he drank some potion that would show him exactly how it is to be a dementor

So he shat his pants. Voldemort shat his pants. Because apparently shitting your pants is what it’s like to be a dementor
 I had to drink the potion as well out of solidarity and then I shat my pants. I said ‘wow this is really gross’ and Voldemort gave me a sympathetic nod

sugarrette:

fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

solar-citrus:

You would be surprised with how many people in your life could be going through depression at this very moment.  People hide it like a paper bag over their heads out of fear of being judged, made fun of, seen as weak, or just not taken seriously.  Depression should not be taken lightly, it holds us down from our purpose and potential in life.  Those who tell you that it doesn’t exist have never experienced depression in their life, therefore not understanding the symptoms and how it’s something that cannot be fixed in a day!  So if you think you are depressed or if you think you know someone else who is, please talk to a friend, a family member, or anyone else in your life that you trust - never overlook the possibility of seeing a doctor for more professional help!!  Your feelings are real, your feelings are shared upon millions.  Don’t hide it, talk to someone about it.  With the right help, you can rediscover your confidence and begin life anew with our undying love and support!

We are right here!!

reallylameblog:

anyone here think the bird from flappy bird is kind of hot? asking for a friend

Bad Wolf